2003-12-15 - 9:04 p.m.
so close so so close...
like a seriously delayed orgasm sacrificed to the fate of an inexperienced tongue...
the end of the semester from anusland!
at this point, there are basically 24 hours left...maybe 30, but im a quitter, so its really more like 24.
heres the gameplan: tonight - pseudostudy for tomorrow mornings exam, intermitently write in secret diary and watch everybody loves raymond.
tuesday morning - sit through exam. wish i had studied harder. feel doomed and overly confidant at the same time. finish quickly.
tuesday midday - go to computer lab. shit out a three-pager for the shitty ass shit class that i hate. spit on it, and turn it in along with 12 awful journal entries. rejoice. head for the gym.
tuesday evening - get serious now. sit down with three scholarly articles, ingestives, and a perky attitude. pump out six pages of academic brilliance. add a dash of spunk and pizzazz.
wednesday morning - get up at the ass crack of dawn. present professor with six pages of academic brilliance. honor nice professor man by sitting through his nonmandatory last lecture. feel slightly intrigued, but mostly bored and tired, yet goodnatured. it is the end, after all.
wednesday day - hurrah!!! sanitize my life. start with the bedroom. move on to the bodyfat. cook a fabulous tofu dinner. go out and get wasted. sleep til 7:30 am, and then go to work.
ja ja eets gohnna be zo vundahfohl!!!
